Overheard conversation between S and friend:

Friend "I want the chocolate milk. It is healthier"
Wee Lass: "I think vanilla is healthier"
She turns over the milk cartons and compares labels (I have no clue where she learned this as I don't do it)
"This one has 7 sodium and this one is 5"
Mom to the wee lass, "which one had 5?"
WL: "The Vanilla" (which is what they both ended up choosing.)

"Where are we sleeping?" said friend as I am laying blankets out on the floor of the bedroom
"Here"
Friend: "Don't you have a mattress? An extra sleeping bag?"
"Nope. This will work. " (Note to self, do I need another sleeping bag?)